And yes, I made this, and it works.
It works… for what? Exorcisms?
I haven’t tried exorcisms yet, but I’ve used it to cut and eat steak and rice, spaghetti and meatballs, and even mix yogurt and mayonnaise.
What do exorcisms taste like? Are they like circumcisions?
I’m not sure if wooden utensils are suitable for that…
I’ve never performed an exorcism. But if it tastes like dick skin, sign me up.
Well, particular wooden utensils are at least suitable for dealing with vampires. So there’s that.
The Glaive!
Is it for eating or for hunting vampires? I’m confused.
Srsly tho, it looks cool
It’s a multipurpose tool. Recommended usage varies by season…
…ing?
Did you carve a knife… with a knife?
Nope, hacksaw, bench grinder, and Dremel rotary tool.
A curious thing! Did you seal the wood? If you did, with what?
Hopefully something food-grade, like Walnut oil
Nah, not sealed, it’s just wood. I’m not exactly sure what type of wood, it was from excess cutoff from a bed mattress support board.
