Don’t you get it? They’re all the crooked billionaire class…

Anything pertaining to EP also pertains to politics.

Probably nothing good.

Also, community rule 6…

Nope, hacksaw, bench grinder, and Dremel rotary tool.

Nah, not sealed, it’s just wood. I’m not exactly sure what type of wood, it was from excess cutoff from a bed mattress support board.

Hi, are these items still edible?

It’s a multipurpose tool. Recommended usage varies by season…

I haven’t tried exorcisms yet, but I’ve used it to cut and eat steak and rice, spaghetti and meatballs, and even mix yogurt and mayonnaise.

What do exorcisms taste like? Are they like circumcisions?

I’m not sure if wooden utensils are suitable for that…

Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating nearby strangers. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating each other at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.

Well look at fancy pants over here with a wife, while I can’t even afford soap…

You spelled Shitehouse wrong

Real talk yo…

We recently found where our cockroach problem was residing, and it wasn’t in the kitchen.

We had an old styrofoam block sitting under our TV stand for years. Welp, apparently we accidentally hosted an environment for cockroaches to evolve to eat styrofoam…

Needless to say, said styrofoam block is now gone, and the roach problem is now rapidly clearing up.

My sex daily had a brain while reading this stroke.

Underrated comment, thanks! 👍

Blue Corn Flakes

Yes this is real, and yes it’s naturally blue and also naturally mildly sweet, without added sugar.

https://www.mrbreakfast.com/cereal_detail.asp?id=802

Disclaimer: This is not the same discontinued product I had as a kid, but blue corn flakes are a real (and tasty healthy) thing.

You summoned me?

LMFAO!

You know what the next step is…

Meme on homie!

Meh, more like a meme template. I dunno, I was just doodling around with a dry erase marker on a porcelain coaster, and thought this doodle looked like it has meme potential.

Like the title says, have fun with it, let the memes begin!

I got a good chuckle out of the comment here that simply calls him Greg 🤣

A porcelain drink coaster that’s had all its decorative paint worn off. Honestly I think it was originally meant to be a bathroom wall tile, until some company decided to glue a thin sheet of cork on the back and start selling them as coasters.

Porcelain is apparently a perfect surface for dry erase markers.

I cannot confirm nor deny this, but I’ve been told that between Mississippi/Alabama lines, there was a sign that stood for like 7 years that said…

“Welcome to Missipissi”

You heard me, PPP!