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InevitableSwing [none/use name]@hexbear.net to Chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 2 days ago

The Great Dana White, a violent Fighter and Warrior, has been offered the job of Press Secretary of the United States

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The Great Dana White, a violent Fighter and Warrior, has been offered the job of Press Secretary of the United States

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InevitableSwing [none/use name]@hexbear.net to Chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 2 days ago
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  • krolden@lemmy.ml
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    Tbh this would have been funnier if they put a UFC fighter in there. They would no doubt flip out and start fighting the press.

    That would be hilarious

    • InevitableSwing [none/use name]@hexbear.netOP
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      Trump posted AI slop of UFC fighters beating up the press core - https://truthsocial.com/@realDonaldTrump/posts/117581469495786527

    • InevitableSwing [none/use name]@hexbear.netOP
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      Listen - if you ask me that question one more time - I’m gonna run up to you, put you in a rear naked choke, and squeeze until the blood doesn’t reach your brain and you pass out. You want that? I don’t think you want that.

      But we need an answ—

      And Charlie “Da Choker” Campbell jumps into action.

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    Trump may have been suggested a completely different Dana White and gotten them confused:

    • miz [any, any]@hexbear.net
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      chefs-kiss stupidest day in American history, until tomorrow

    • 30_to_50_Feral_PAWGs [she/her]@hexbear.net
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      She needs to show up to work on Monday and immediately put someone from the press pool in a headlock while roundhouse kicking another.

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    How the fuck is this real anymore

    This is insane

    • LocalAreaMan [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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      I fault Mike Judge for not predicting Idiocracy Speedrun.

  • InevitableSwing [none/use name]@hexbear.netOP
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    In case you’re wondering - it’s real - https://truthsocial.com/@realDonaldTrump/posts/117576618491350292

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      Stupidest fucking government in the history of the United Fucking States of Goddamn America

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        so-far

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      Highly rated asses. I want the hardest meat ass hype group. thicc-trump

      People are going to see all these asses around me and ask ‘How many assholes we got in this please anyhow?’ A lot of HOT ass. So much ass.

  • SorosFootSoldier [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net
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    Violent Fighter and Warrior

    This is the title of a 90’s beat em up by Capcom, right?

    • InevitableSwing [none/use name]@hexbear.netOP
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      It made me think of movies: Violent fighter and warrior Chuck Norris goes toe-to-toe with the forces of evil…

      • SorosFootSoldier [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net
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        Yes, tag line “They thought they killed fighter. Now they get warrior!”

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    What’s Dana whites fight reccord? I think he mostly does coke and handle money for richer dudes than him.

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    I’m still waiting for the rest of his daytime TV hosts to get high-level positions. Judge Judy for the USSC.

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    Trump wants to be in the company of the type of men he thinks he is

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      Men he’d hurt his hand touching

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    Yeah, sure, okay, whatever

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    Epstein class attempting woke to regain popular support?

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    After he and his party and media did a year and a half of some of the worst Islamophobia and racism since GW bush days. Ok duddy.

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