• melsaskca@lemmy.ca
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    1 天前

    What?! I thought merging into one big giant blob of subscription money extraction would be beneficial for us all. /s

    • Asafum@lemmy.world
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      “let us merge, there won’t be layoffs and it will be beneficial to customers!”

      Raises prices, lays off staff

      “let us merge, there won’t be layoffs and it will be beneficial to customers!”

      Raises prices, lays off staff

      “let us merge, there won’t be layoffs and it will be beneficial to customers!”

      Raises prices, lays off staff

      “let us merge, there won’t be layoffs and it will be beneficial to customers!”

      Raises prices, lays off staff

      “let us merge, there won’t be layoffs and it will be beneficial to customers!”

      Raises prices, lays off staff

      “let us merge, there won’t be layoffs and it will be beneficial to customers!”

      Raises prices, lays off staff

      “let us merge, there won’t be layoffs and it will be beneficial to customers!”

      Raises prices, lays off staff

      “let us merge, there won’t be layoffs and it will be beneficial to customers!”

      Raises prices, lays off staff

      “let us merge, there won’t be layoffs and it will be beneficial to customers!”

      Raises prices, lays off staff

      …don’t worry this time it will be different!

  • Lojcs@piefed.social
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    Chill guys, it’s because they were redundant with paramount’s famous gaming division

  • tempest@lemmy.ca
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    “We decided that our efforts are worth so much more than the losers that work for us, that we’ve fired them all.”