• Ayutsu@lemmy.zip
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    I mean you usually thank people after a task is done so they were done driving carefully after they passed the sign.

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    Driver: I am afraid you are mistaken. Since the car was not observed driving you cannot make an assumption that I was not driving carefully and I resent the accusation.

    What we can observe at this current point in time is that my car is parked!

    Poorly, but parked nonetheless.

    PC: Name, sir?

    Driver: Werner Heisenberg. Now, where are you taking me?

    PC: At this point in time, the only thing you can observe with relative certainly is that you’re fuckin’ nicked Sunshine.