I said yesterday this story gets wilder and wilder.
I can’t wait for the rest of the stories this week.
Everybody mocked the jacket and yet the results speak for themselves.
Bring back Wilsons Leather stores at the mall!
Seems he’s a serial cheater and is only now getting caught.
Man, I wish I had a dick that was capable of making billions of dollars vanish into thin air.
Memes you can hear, regardless of the fact that it was always a picture.
Just wait until the number of gpu customers he’s fucked gets out there.
He’s way past fucking just his customers, he’s been fucking everybody for a while now.
The leather jacket man slinging dick left right like that lmao
Ngl this low key makes him more “normal” when it comes to current AI leadership.
The Times report says that Huang and Powell were seen being affectionate at a hotel during a company conference in March, and that when bystander took a photo of the interaction, a security guard “sequestered them” and offered the person to sign a nondisclosure agreement.
So they were illegally detained and pressured likely under duress to sign an NDA, by private security?
Well obviously it wasn’t non-violent, or it’d be an NVDA.
… All right, points. You glorious bastard.
Booooooo, take my upvote
Or just an NVIDIA? Make it stand for something apropos.
NVDA is NVidia’s stock ticker symbol.
Yah, I was just expounding and expanding. I was suggesting someone come up with a larger acronym.
NVDA is their stock ticker
I hope that NDA included a big dollar sign.
However big it was, they got screwed 100%. I would force them to literally pay me 10mil minimum for this and I would still think I’m getting scammed.
Jensen could add a couple zeroes to that without breaking a sweat.
I’m sure they would agree to it, and then find a cheaper solution to stop you from talking.
To pull a Boeing. Mess with us and your Boeing to die!
Aha you see that’s where my blackmail subscription clause comes into play
That sounds awfully close to kidnapping. Throwing a person out of a private event is one thing, holding them against their will is quite another.
The heartfelt apology is less convincing now.
It’s time i come clean:
Jensen Huang personally offered me trade secrets and a shipment of industrial GPUs for a handy in return.
This fuckin guy.
This guy fuckin.
That leather jacket ain’t gonna fuck itself
So there’s Jenson, his wife, the Chinese honypot affair, and this new one.
…
Sure looks like Tres Commas to me.
Guy fuckin this.
Fucking this guy.
Maybe the jacket works?
He sure was
The walking wannabe cool™ cliché of midlife crisis with unlimited monies had affairs?
Dude is cooked from all ends at this point.
I don’t want to gawk over someone else’s love life (and their failings). That’s none of anyone’s business but theirs.
The issue with the first affair is what laws he broke… though I would argue the GPU export restrictions were pointless anyway, and the U.S. feds would be stupid to enforce them now, after they clearly did not work.
As for the second, per their own policy:
https://images.nvidia.com/aem-dam/en-zz/Solutions/about-us/NVIDIA-Code-of-Conduct-External.pdf
The following types of activities may create a conflict of interest: › Advisory roles or board seat participation › Outside employment or consulting › Self-employment or volunteering (Inventions or app development, speaking or publishing opportunities, teaching or research at a university level or higher, game development) › Investments or personal relationships.
It’s not… particularly explicit about this, but it does feel like conflict-of-interest if she reports to Jensen.
I think you’ve got it backwards. There’s no evidence that he broke any laws with the first affair, and no evidence that she was even a spy, so that one could have been just a regular affair.
The new affair potentially opens Nvidia up to lawsuits, so it carries way more financial risk.
As someone who’s incorporated in Singapore she’s 100% a spy or useful “partner of the state”. That’s the entire reason Singapore exists and everybody knows this - it’s a tax haven and legal obfuscation state. The problem is exactly that it’s not illegal in any way and it’s in everyone’s best interest to keep SG the way it is.
Remember tiktok’s CEO’s “I’m Singaporean, senator” and how behind closed doors us senators deemed tiktok a national threat. Yeah that’s all on SG incorporation that americans themselves use for their spy operations - everybody loves eating this cake and nobody will ever ruin it. This is why SG is the most stable “country” in SEA.
https://www.cnbc.com/2026/11/11/nvidia-jensen-huang-affair-employee.html
Rumors of an affair between Huang and Powell have circulated for years, in part because Powell lacks a background in health or science, according to a former employee who asked not to be named because of the sensitivity of the matter.
If she got her vice president position more on the basis of being a nice lay for Jensen Huang than because she was qualified for it, that does sound like a potential issue for the company, even aside from the affair itself.
Huanged by his own petard
