A capybara. The seem to lead remarkably chill lives, and the internet has convinced me that they spend a lot of time relaxing in thermal baths.
Snow leopard, I wanna use my fat tail like a scarf.
That’s a little weird, but okay.
One of those Japanese snow monkeys that huddle in the hot springs during winner
Human, but like, a different one. Someone else. Dunno who though, they’re mostly bastards. Bastard covered bastards with bastard filling.
One of the super rich ones maybe.
A crow, they seem like they got their shit together
I’m like a bird, I wanna fly away. I don’t know where my home is.
I WANT TO GET AWAY! I WANNA FLY AWAY! (Like a bird.)
An albatross. Flying is fun. I’m big enough to not have many predators (shut up about those asshole orcas, fish will eat anything!!), can soar the entire globe, live long enough to enjoy it, have a lifelong mate. You know what big wings mean, ladies. ;) ;)
You seem like such a boring animal to be :/
I bet being an albatross on a bad day is more exciting that every day of your life combined. :/
😾 I don’t care about being a bird. Eating fish doesn’t seem that exciting.
I’m sure the most exciting thing you’ve seen was on your phone sitting on your couch. Is that why you want to be a cat? You’re afraid of flying around the world eating sushi with your giant wingspan and majestic plumage? Meowlame
It’s not that I’m afraid to fly; I just think being a bird seems kind of boring. You also have to spend a lot of time escaping from predators, and you could die.
I think being a cat would be cool because I love cats. Their lives seem so fun and exciting—though cats can seem pretty dumb sometimes :-!
I guess if a person doesn’t pick a cat you should make sure to tell them their idea is stupid.
I don’t care about your opniao more and nothing of that real even :-(
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I love birds so I would be a coyote. Omnivore living off the land ranging from Alaska to Newfoundland to Central America. Both a sacred character and trickster in Indigenous american stories. Not a top predator, but only a few above it in the food chain. Protect birds by eating domestic cats that are a major threat to songbirds.
Honey badger. I’d love to give that few fucks about everything
It seems like a pretty unusual animal to be—maybe a little more fun.
green sea turtle.
sit on the reef all day give no fucks. maybe surf.
That seems like a pretty peaceful life to live ‘-’
wandering albatross, just fuck off and keep going.
albatrosses looks gigantic seagulls.
Have you considered a frigatebird? Perhaps better at soaring than an Albatross. Can stay aloft for weeks by taking naps in flight. Added bonus, name sounds like frig it.
One of my cats. They got it better than any of us.
I wish I were a cat too. Their life seems so peaceful and calm—they have nothing to worry about except sleeping and eating.
Please explain this to my cats! They have extreme distress every morning between 1am and 3am. Or, that’s opera practice…
Look on the bright side: you have night vision and can hunt mice, among other things. I still think being a cat is pretty cool—I don’t see any downsides.
