• bestnerd@lemmy.world
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    7 months ago

    This should be taught in law school in Trial Law 101: best defense

    “Your honor, this verdict is horrible for my client. Move for a mistrial.”

    “Ah good point, didn’t think of that. Wouldn’t want to inconvience this man. Granted”