return2ozma@lemmy.world to News@lemmy.world · 2 years agoProtest Convoy Headed to Southern Border in Texas Is Calling Itself an ‘Army of God’www.vice.comexternal-linkmessage-square192linkfedilinkarrow-up1545arrow-down113
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minus-square🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 🏆@yiffit.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up81arrow-down2·2 years agoI’m no theist, but… If God existed, and was all-powerful as theists believe, why the fuck does he need an army?
minus-squareWarmSoda@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up23·2 years agoJust like when JT Kirk said, “What does God need with a trucker convoy?”
minus-squarelinearchaos@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up17·2 years agoOh don’t worry they have a bunch of poorly translated Bible passages to misinterpret.
minus-squarecley_faye@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up16·2 years agoNo, see, god is omniscient, omnipotent, and petty, so we have to do their biding in fear of their wrath. But also incapable of keeping people in line, so we have to act in their name.
minus-squareIlovethebomb@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up12arrow-down1·2 years ago“God works in mysterious ways”
minus-squareMonsiuerPatEBrown@reddthat.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·2 years agoIf I were become a god I, too, would make an entourage.
I’m no theist, but… If God existed, and was all-powerful as theists believe, why the fuck does he need an army?
Just like when JT Kirk said, “What does God need with a trucker convoy?”
Oh don’t worry they have a bunch of poorly translated Bible passages to misinterpret.
No, see, god is omniscient, omnipotent, and petty, so we have to do their biding in fear of their wrath. But also incapable of keeping people in line, so we have to act in their name.
“God works in mysterious ways”
If I were become a god I, too, would make an entourage.
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