It’s funny how conservatives start pretending they care about the environment only when they’re opposing something actually environmentally friendly, and even then their claims are universally so idiotic that nobody with a functioning cortex should believe them – but here we are.

One of my favorite examples is a right wing Finnish MEP claiming that wind farms make birds’ eyeballs explode. I guarantee the dude doesn’t give a flying fuck about any fucking birds, he just knows that leftists like wind farms so that means they’re evil.