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minus-squareValmond@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up38arrow-down3·7 months agoYeah that doesn’t make any sense, except trying to sweep the whole thing under the rug lol.
minus-squareremotedev@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up7arrow-down2·7 months agoJesus: “shh it’s fine, next question”
minus-squaremerc@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up23arrow-down2·7 months agoMore like dodges the question.
minus-squarebitwaba@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up10arrow-down2·7 months agoTL;DR angels are removed.
minus-squarejose1324@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up7arrow-down2·7 months agoWhat a shitty and inconclusive answer
minus-squareRGB3x3@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7arrow-down1·7 months agoMatthew: “Okay, but really Jesus, like if I end up fucking my brother’s wife, how’s he going to feel about that when I die? And you said earlier that I could fuck his wife. Everyone heard it.”
minus-squareintensely_human@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up5·7 months ago“Be thou not of persistent questions, for in ruin ye may find yourself when annoying such as Me”
minus-squareAwkwardLookMonkeyPuppet@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1arrow-down1·1 month agoIt’s perfectly clear. You will not be married, nor desire marriage in the afterlife. Your focus will be upon the glory of God.
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Yeah that doesn’t make any sense, except trying to sweep the whole thing under the rug lol.
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Jesus: “shh it’s fine, next question”
More like dodges the question.
TL;DR angels are removed.
What a shitty and inconclusive answer
Matthew: “Okay, but really Jesus, like if I end up fucking my brother’s wife, how’s he going to feel about that when I die? And you said earlier that I could fuck his wife. Everyone heard it.”
“Be thou not of persistent questions, for in ruin ye may find yourself when annoying such as Me”
It’s perfectly clear. You will not be married, nor desire marriage in the afterlife. Your focus will be upon the glory of God.
Nice.