• Crackhappy@lemmy.world
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    5 days ago

    Says you. If I drink enough coffee I will… coffee… panic, panic, did I leave my kids at the school overnight? Oh… no, thank God. No I didn’t, because they’re all grown and living 500 miles away now. Fuck… I did leave the burner on. Oh wait, no, it’s fine. That’s not my trailer, that’s my neighbor Francis’s trailer. And fuck him.