“Dehydration defender”

So it keeps you dehydrated??

Wouldn’t you want to attack dehydration? Or defend hydration?

This preserves the sanctity of our precious bodily fluids 🙂‍↕️

Damn, I should go to cooler trade fairs. Last time I was on a fair with Diehl, they didn’t even hand out stuff :(

I’m a simple person. I see MIC swag and I want it.