Well deserved. Wish David could have been there to accept it.

Krabs is willing to pay the exchange fees

We are “sus as hell”. This may be the greatest achievement of NCD to date. We ride tricycles at dawn. Pom poms on handlebars.

Infecting a bunch of animals with deadly disease, then promptly losing containment of it on a remote island, is what really makes this fit for NCD.

Whataboutism is for those who do not know how to shit post. We are here to shit post or at least, throw a little shit at each other, tossing questions and comments in a bouncing, cow-filled cyclone of chaos and irony.

Home brewing disaster today. BEEZZ!

Shine on, you crazy diamond. I ignore your report and raise you a new fridge.

RIP my peeps with a sense of smell directly connected to the amygdala. Foul smell= GTFO, you’re blocking my escape, I will step on you.

🎶Three on the vine, so divine. 🎶 EDIT: WAIT it was 6 on the vine! Come back, 2002!

Cry/laughs…yeah…

Nah, my boi will do the right thing when the time comes.

KLACK!

Thanks for the sauce!

You’re lecturing like it’s a Ted Talk and this is your one chance for glory, but this is a shitposting community. Shitposting means dark-gray-ish humor from and for people who already know the historical context of the memes and cartoons. This is not a freshman survey on the history of the 20th century Middle East, you’re just mentally masturbating.

Me too. I thought that shiz was a redaction of a model and serial number.

Based warning, I like this Tusk more and more. Everything from his name to his hoodie says, I just want to stand on the beach and drink a cold beer.

Fist bumps, even if you have crab claws!

Thank you, you are the morale officer of the Shitties* Edit: shitties are the denizens of sh.itjust.works. ;)

Ok, but this is NCD. Would you like a flute of Trader Joe’s finest champagne? It’s not very good, but it’s free.

Microwave ovens. Pizza pockets are haram now.