Hot take: all burgers are overrated. While the platonic ideal of a burger is great, you never actually get what you envision when you attempt to realise it.
The coverage of the pickles isn’t perfect. Half the burger dressing squirts out the sides and is lost when you bite down the first time. The tomatoes slide around and fall out with half the onions. The melted cheese cools and sets, turning into rubbery unpleasantness.
The perfect bite of a burger where you get a little bit of all the components is lovely. But you only get one or two of those per burger, and that’s just not worth the hassle.
Hot take: all burgers are overrated. While the platonic ideal of a burger is great, you never actually get what you envision when you attempt to realise it.
The coverage of the pickles isn’t perfect. Half the burger dressing squirts out the sides and is lost when you bite down the first time. The tomatoes slide around and fall out with half the onions. The melted cheese cools and sets, turning into rubbery unpleasantness.
The perfect bite of a burger where you get a little bit of all the components is lovely. But you only get one or two of those per burger, and that’s just not worth the hassle.