A pentagram with a different animal at each point: raccoon, skunk, fox, possum, red panda. In the centre is text: forbidden cats
Foxes are dogs
Dog hardware running cat software
Forbidden cats
You can both be right
Can and are
I think all of them are canine.
But definitely all look way more petable than they are
Opossum are marsupials. In fact, the Virginia Opossum is the only native marsupial in its area! They can also shove an impressive chunk of their upper body into their own pouch if needed.
My ex-wife fed a bunch of raccoons catfood on our back porch. When I found out I was kind of pissed since there was at least 3 or 4 of them coming to the house regularly. My trash cans do get toppled over from time to time but it was happening more often than I liked and guess who has to pick up the garbage each time?
Anyways, so I tell her to stop feeding them and the first night they don’t get fed they dug up all my potted plants on my back porch.
So did you give in and start feeding them? Or did it evolve into a war, which you lost by moving somewhere else?
I just let it go for a few weeks until they eventually gave up. I also got new cans that I could fasten down and they couldn’t get into. Attrition is an often overlooked factor in war.
So no more racoons? 🥺
Some nights they say you can still hear their scratching and skittering. All jokes aside they are cute, I totally get the temptation. I personally think they are adorable but they are absolutely obnoxious.
A guy I knew in university had a skunk. I guess a vet can remove their scent glands. It seemed like an OK pet. Friendly, clean.
Raccoons on the other hand. My dad brought home a couple of babies whose mom had been roadkill. One died, but the other grew into a forty-pound monster that would try and climb on everyone’s shoulders and would bite everyone except my dad and me sometimes. Super cute pain in the ass. She ran away when she was in heat.
No love for Otters? The forbidden water-cat?
Otters are water dogs.
Trash pandas > all
If you’re cold, they’re cold. Bring them inside
Me, freezing my ass off: “Come inside!”
My husky, burying herself in the snow:
but they look so pettable…
Instant upvote from me.
Instant upvote, just display opossum
I would love to have a pet Fox
Aw skunk wants to play
