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minus-squareSubtracty@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up52·19 days ago1-3 Amazing costume idea for dedicated person with makeup skills. 4 But where do I get a crocodile?
minus-squareCaptainSkipper@feddit.orglinkfedilinkDeutscharrow-up53·19 days ago live in Florida they’re free
minus-squareJo Miran@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up6·19 days agohttps://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/American_crocodile
minus-squareViking_Hippie@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up7·19 days agoSo rather than anywhere in Florida, we’re talking just the tip of America’s penis.
minus-squareViking_Hippie@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·19 days agoI fell for that once and now I have a criminal record in Arkansas since they didn’t believe that there’s crocodiles in the US either!
minus-squareBreadOven@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·edit-219 days ago ??? Profit. Why is it changing my 3/4 to 1/2?
minus-squareidunnololz@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·19 days agoFloridians don’t want you to know that the crocodiles there are free. You can take them home. I have 458 crocodiles.
minus-squareFQQD@lemmy.ohaa.xyzlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·19 days agoComes with the spirit halloween set.
minus-squarebabybus@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·19 days ago But where do I get a crocodile? We used to meet them at work, on the streets, in clubs, everywhere. Today you should probably install an app and hope you’ll match with one.
minus-squareILikeBoobies@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up3·19 days agoHow do you get a lab coat on said Crocodile?
1-3 Amazing costume idea for dedicated person with makeup skills. 4 But where do I get a crocodile?
Aren’t those alligators?
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/American_crocodile
So rather than anywhere in Florida, we’re talking just the tip of America’s penis.
Yes. Just the tip. I promise.
I fell for that once and now I have a criminal record in Arkansas since they didn’t believe that there’s crocodiles in the US either!
Why is it changing my 3/4 to 1/2?
Floridians don’t want you to know that the crocodiles there are free. You can take them home. I have 458 crocodiles.
Comes with the spirit halloween set.
We used to meet them at work, on the streets, in clubs, everywhere. Today you should probably install an app and hope you’ll match with one.
How do you get a lab coat on said Crocodile?