For me, it’s anal sex with a woman. There’s a hole right next to it that evolution has literally designed for your penis that doesn’t require extra prep and comes pre-lubed. Why choose the one where the poo comes out?

  • Candelestine@lemmy.world
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    1 year ago

    Vanilla gets really old after awhile. That’s all. I mean, like you said, it’s just … right there.