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Don_Dickle@lemmy.world to No Stupid Questions@lemmy.world · 1 day ago

I have been told ever since I was a little shit that when you die you go to heaven first wait in line for St Peter to judge you at the pearly gates? Is this in the Bible? I thought god did judging

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I have been told ever since I was a little shit that when you die you go to heaven first wait in line for St Peter to judge you at the pearly gates? Is this in the Bible? I thought god did judging

Don_Dickle@lemmy.world to No Stupid Questions@lemmy.world · 1 day ago
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    I wonder if enough technicians go to heaven could the pearly gates can be automated so St Peter can finally retire.

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      THE FACTORY MUST GROW

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      St Peter gets laid off, and unionises the other saints to go on strike.

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        Lucifer was cast out of hell for forming the first union.

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