Catstrey @CatstreyDave
To kill a French Vampire you need to drive a baguette through its heart. Sounds easy but the process is painstaking.
5:22 PM -01 Jan 20- Twitter for Android
Catstrey @CatstreyDave
To kill a French Vampire you need to drive a baguette through its heart. Sounds easy but the process is painstaking.
5:22 PM -01 Jan 20- Twitter for Android
Painstaking - time consuming.
Staking - piercing with a wooden stake.
Pain - French word for bread.
But that’s the only pun though, isn’t it?
Edit: Oh shit it’s two in one lol nvm- I just woke up from a nap
That’s just one pun
Pain = beard / hurt