return2ozma@lemmy.world to A Boring Dystopia@lemmy.world · 4 days agoTrump confirms plan to declare national emergency, use military for mass deportationsabcnews.go.comexternal-linkmessage-square280fedilinkarrow-up1571arrow-down111cross-posted to: news@lemmy.worldusa@lemmy.ml
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minus-squareAnUnusualRelic@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·3 days agoThey’ll just create new farmland for previously unused parts of the US for coffee, chocolate, rice, avocados, bananas… In Alaska for example, there’s lots of empty land there. They’ve thought of everything.
minus-squarejaemo@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up4·3 days agoTrump will just draw, with sharpie, on a map, where food is grown and BAM that’s where it’s from now.
minus-squarePhoenicianpirate@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·3 days agoAt first I was like ‘ugh’ but then I was like ‘LOL!’ when you mentioned Alaska.
They’ll just create new farmland for previously unused parts of the US for coffee, chocolate, rice, avocados, bananas… In Alaska for example, there’s lots of empty land there. They’ve thought of everything.
Trump will just draw, with sharpie, on a map, where food is grown and BAM that’s where it’s from now.
What a stable genius!
At first I was like ‘ugh’ but then I was like ‘LOL!’ when you mentioned Alaska.