one time in high school some guy asked me “hey are you authoritarian left or [i forgot literally everything he mentioned]” and it was at the time when i had no fucking clue about anything so i kept asking “what the fuck are you talking about”, then i was told that “i am a centrist”. of course i said “shut the fuck up with your bullshit” because the fuck do you mean central i am not the point where the world is revolving i am not left because i am here and i am not right because i am always fucking wrong

the person who kept pestering me with the poolitical cumpiss was a self-proclaimed capitalist who was edgy as fuck and scalped nike shoes and shit. when i see a poocomp i think of a shmuck i haven’t seen since high school who believed is better than everyone because he resells sneakers

(p*lcomp is dogshit and doesn’t help)