• SplashJackson@lemmy.ca
    3·
    9 hours ago

    Guess what, you can do all three! It’s a simple matter of holding the phone in one hand while whipping a tit for your baby in the other!

  • CrowAirbrush@lemmy.world
    4·
    13 hours ago

    Friends: buying houses and having kids.

    Me: let’s get a motorcycle license babe.

    Tbh we started off with her going: “i want a tiny you, someday” to eventually: “i can’t stand kids, no thanks” (we visited her sister abroad for a week and her kids totally drained us) and now we’re back to: “i kinda want a baby as it’s now or never” while i completely embraced the idea of never having kids once she asked me to get a vasectomy (i didn’t as i didn’t feel it was neccesary).

    I’d rather just make more money and have more fun. I never fit in well so i doubt my kids will too, i don’t want that for them. Heck i also don’t want the current state of society for them, i don’t even want that for me.

  • RQG@lemmy.world
    4·
    13 hours ago

    You thinking those friends married and with kids are not depressed?

    Source: was married with kids and depressed for years.

    • comador @lemmy.world
      113·
      22 hours ago

      It absolutely can help, but it also depends on the individual and everything else going on in your life.

      Source: Parent of 3; two in college, one in high school.

  • 97xBang@feddit.onlineEnglish
    161·
    22 hours ago

    I’m not gonna have kids so they can start competing with me for crying time. That’s a limited resource, and I need all of it.

  • henfredemars@infosec.pubEnglish
    151·
    23 hours ago

    Living your best life!

    No seriously though. Do what makes you happy because it’s your life. Everybody dies at the end.