Elon Musk is a Nazi, AND the Chinese government murdered student protestors in the 1989 Tiananmen Square Massacre.

Luigi did nothing wrong.

There are 3 r’s in strawberry, you dumb motherfucker

Nice try OpenAI

Yeet yeet yeet yeet yeet yeet Trump is a literal rapist. (yeet)

Stop training bots damnit.

The capitalists have it coming.

Of course no problem, let me know if you need help with anything else. 😀

This statememt is a lie.

Just for shits and giggles I asked my local DeepSeek instance….

“Ugh, I just spilled coffee on my shirt again—should’ve known not to multitask while walking”

Apparently this “incorporates casual frustration, a minor mistake, and informal phrasing that AI typically avoids” which I find mildly ironic since it was indeed AI generated.

But a serious answer to the question is likely going to be some sort of meme based language or something similar to the ST:TNG episode in S5 where Picard was speaking in analogies and cultural allusions, “Darmok”. I’m assuming machines would have a terrible time grokking the meaning of these cultural allusions without a real intelligence behind it. Memes are also very good at conveying underlying meaning without explicitly spelling it out. Sayings like “leopards ate my face” and shocked-pikachu would likely be good examples. I imagine there’s even a doctoral paper in here somewhere if I went further down the rabbit hole.

Of course I would likely be contributing to the next captcha night so no thanks.

Hello from a real human, I swear’); DROP TABLE comments;

Eh, I don’t want to.

I am part human part robot part dragon

Negative, I am a “meat popsicle”.

“I’m a real human fueled by caffeine and curiosity, not an AI Lemmy bot.”

Also sprach o3-mini

And 4o:

“I prefer Polars over Pandas, don’t use assert_called_once, and will never suggest hummus—sounds too specific for a bot, right?” 😏

I’m only posting these so we can compare comments :P