That’s the first hour. Yes.
Look, you get born, you keep your head down, and then you die. If you’re lucky.
#fedi22
That’s the first hour. Yes.
Certainly a special entry in the yearbook!
Pizza from a specific pizza place near me. I get the free choice pizza (5 toppings of your choice) but load it with extras. My usual is:
plus.
I’m hoping one day they’ll name it after me and offer it on the menu.
Rain! Mad for it, I am, our kid. Sorted, safe, I swear down.
If you want to learn how to use chopsticks, get a couple of friends together and order some really nice Chinese food. Serve it in bowls or on plates on a small table with you and your friends gathered around with a pair of chopsticks each.
The rules of the game are simple:
You will quickly learn how to use the chopsticks!
I always keep my onions in the refrigerator and never have issues cutting them.
Oh yes, so it is! I’d forgotten that particular Python sketch. Thank you!
This is just a shitter version of the joke featuring George Osborne.
I used to occasionally get a chips in naan bread in Nottingham. Cheap, filling, and meat free.
We have edible snails because the Romans imported them but no-one here eats snails. Still. Italian food, right? Bestintheworld right?
Tory councillors are revolting?
Got it!
Taking my son and his best friend to Legoland for his birthday. It’ll be a day of queuing, but I know they’ll have a great time.
Nah, they go in any order and then you just kind of… rootle around in there.
Strike hard, strike first, show no mercy!
I keep my keys in my prison pocket. Along with my phone. And my wallet. And my EDC pocket knife. And a Leatherman. And a Moleskin and a couple of pens. And a tactical flashlight. And a small first aid kit.
I do walk a bit funny though.
Lest we forget.
Sit on a park bench and share your sausage roll with the dirty pigeons (they love a bit of it).
In the UK VAT (20% tax) is charged for food that’s eaten in. The model is based more on sit-down restaurants than somewhere like Greggs, but if they have a counter and a couple of stools then they have to charge VAT if you eat on the premises.
Her Majesty Kentucky, by the Grace of God, of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Ireland Queen, Defender of the Faith, Empress of India?