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minus-squareAngryishHumanoid@lemmynsfw.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up13arrow-down3·3 days agoYes an old joke for our times. About NEWSPAPERS.
minus-squarehOrni@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up27arrow-down1·3 days agoTo be honest, every time I lunch Lemmy I’m hoping for a “Trump found dead” post to be on the top.
minus-squareEcho Dot@feddit.uklinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·3 days agoTrump found dead, circumstances not suspicious says Kremlin.
minus-squaregdog05@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·3 days agoFell out of a 7th floor window in the White House.
minus-squareIlovethebomb@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·3 days agoWhy would the Kremlin want him dead?
minus-squareDragonTypeWyvern@midwest.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·edit-23 days agoHe disagreed with the “voluntary” annexation. Putin just kept saying “Perhaps you think you are being treated unfairly” when he complained about it.
minus-squareEmpricorn@feddit.nllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·3 days agoChoking on Putin’s junk is not suspicious, plus it’s how Trump wanted to go!
minus-squareERROR: Earth.exe has crashed@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5arrow-down2·3 days agoWish Granted TRUMP DEAD. Vance accuse the “Radical Left” of assasination. Martial Law has been declared. c/monkeypaw
minus-squareDragonTypeWyvern@midwest.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·3 days agoThe Second American Civil War is one of the good timelines though. In the bad ones, no one bothers to fight back.
minus-squareMatch!!@pawb.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·3 days agovance does not have the anything to be a threatening dictator
minus-squareQuantumSparkles@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11arrow-down1·3 days agoYou’re right, I’ll fix it: [BRO] stops by the [iPAD STAND] every day, scans the [INTERNET], doesn’t buy the [IPAD]. One day the vendor asks what he’s up to. [BRO] says: “looking for an obituary.” Vendor says “those are towards the back of the [RSS FEED], [RIZZLER].” [BRO] says: “not the one I’m looking for, [removed].”
Yes an old joke for our times. About NEWSPAPERS.
To be honest, every time I lunch Lemmy I’m hoping for a “Trump found dead” post to be on the top.
Trump found dead, circumstances not suspicious says Kremlin.
Fell out of a 7th floor window in the White House.
Why would the Kremlin want him dead?
He disagreed with the “voluntary” annexation.
Putin just kept saying “Perhaps you think you are being treated unfairly” when he complained about it.
Choking on Putin’s junk is not suspicious, plus it’s how Trump wanted to go!
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Wish Granted
TRUMP DEAD. Vance accuse the “Radical Left” of assasination. Martial Law has been declared.
c/monkeypaw
The Second American Civil War is one of the good timelines though.
In the bad ones, no one bothers to fight back.
vance does not have the anything to be a threatening dictator
You’re right, I’ll fix it:
[BRO] stops by the [iPAD STAND] every day, scans the [INTERNET], doesn’t buy the [IPAD]. One day the vendor asks what he’s up to.
[BRO] says: “looking for an obituary.”
Vendor says “those are towards the back of the [RSS FEED], [RIZZLER].”
[BRO] says: “not the one I’m looking for, [removed].”
Okay boomer
Good try, but already outdated