• BoxOfFeet@lemmy.world
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    7 hours ago

    I really, really, really hope he dies on the toilet. It’s such a fitting place. Just, he takes a break from a meeting and doesn’t come back. And when they go to look for him, he’s slumped to the side. Unable to give anal birth to DJT the Turd. I hope pictures of it leak. I’d get it on a t-shirt.

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      6 hours ago

      On the toilet?

      In public! Grabs his heart the area where normal humans have a heart, starts staring wildly, sweating profusely, all you hear is a giant wet fart, then his pants stain brown, he stumbles, knocks his head, bites his tongue, collapses.

      The end.

      • Queen HawlSera@lemm.ee
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        1 hour ago

        I like this better than on the toilet because he’d realize only now that all the riches and fame in the world cannot save him from the debt all men must pay

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        3 hours ago

        Yeah, on the toilet. Alone with the realization and fear of death. No family or fans around to comfort his ego. Just cold, uncaring porcelain.

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          37 minutes ago

          I think it would be gold rather than porcelain in his case. But I get your point.

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            56 minutes ago

            Something poetic about that. Gold is one of the best thermal conductors, so it’s always cold.

            Although given his family not having them around might actually be a blessing.