Disregard wenches, ponder orbs.
Yall ever try physical enhancement?
I feel like wizards are much better with their hands, what with all those somatic components. Sure, a barbarian can thrust hard and pick you up, but a wizard can do some unreal things with his hands and tongue.
Also mage hand definitely get used for weird sex stuff.
what about warlocks and eldrich blast?
I don’t think you can use Eldritch blast for sex stuff, not even with the push/pull effects, because the damage would kill people too easily
Yeah, I was just going to say that the definition of a warlock is just a wizard who manages to get laid.
Some of us manage to get laid without selling ourselves to an eldritch horror.
It’s more of a rental type situation.
I’m not getting roped into another time-share scheme, thanks.
he puts on his robe and wizard hat…
Someone needs to go back to the Arcane University and retake Enchantment 101:
Or pay more attention in potions class and brew up some sort of love elixir…
Lust potion. We aren’t looking for lifetime attachments like some kind of warlock.
I didn’t know wizard gangsta rap was a thing but now I want more
