This implies the existence of an acceloraptor, and even better, the jerkraptor
This joke is a bit derivative
Velociraptor = ∫ Acceleraptor ⨉ Timeraptor
…+ Constraptor
Is that when the humans it ate didn’t have enough fibre?
don’t forget the snap, crackle, and popraptors!
Paleontologists across the world have been holding out on us! I demand they release the fossils of all the cool raptors!
or the Yomamaisaraptor!
Don’t forget Speedraptor!
I didn’t forget, I just don’t know which direction that one ran off to!
There’s a lack of consensus the matter. Some specialists claim that it belongs to the family of Amphetaminoraptors.
Here’s a few more pixels
Shouldn’t the raptors cancel though?
Smh cancel culture these days
So is it Distance(raptor²)/Time(raptor²)?
No, Distance(raptor²)/Timeraptor, or Distanceraptor/Time.
Oh yeah, mine just cancel out too, lol
But would the raptor/raptor cancel out so there must be a distanceraptor but no timeraptor, that’s just silly
or distance(raptor)^2
Acceleraptor = ΔVelociraptor / Timeraptor
Acceleraptor is a nice pokemon name.
several derivatives down the line -> Snaperaptor
That’s a Laser Raptor! Fuck!
The legendary timeraptor that can control time
speedraptor don’t care where you are.
speedraptor care about speed.Raptors can max out speed perception or distance perception, but not both. That’s a law in physics.
What does that effectively mean
So … if two Luxvelociraptors form a square and a Massoraptor crashes into them …
velociraptor = distance(raptor)²/timeraptor
acceleraptor = veloci(raptor)²/timeraptor = distance(raptor)²/(timeraptor)²
momentumraptor = mass(raptor)²/velociraptor
…you know what, I’m going to use dinosaur derivatives instead. GIMME A CHICKEN!
I there a directionless speed raptor?
Akshually that would just be Veloci. It should be Distanceraptor/Time. Raptor/Raptor = 1
Timeraptor has arrived … ALAN
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Would a Velosaur not be riding a bicycle?
Yo! Man. I got me down on the two wheels
I got my own displacement
And the time - by line - is rent
Yo, man, got it down in the feels!
Pick up them claws;
We’re opening doors
An’ when I integrate again
I’m addin’ that C, ya ken?
Yo, man, check the map, yeah:
I’m the Velo’C’Rapper
