Same thing when there’s a really long light with a right-turn lane to a much less busy side street. If you get there shortly after the light turns red just turn right, go partway down the street and make a u-turn, then make another right back onto the main street.

I would call that not a loophole but definitely a nice LPT.

That’s a fairly common strategy - give your kid a gift up to the max amount that isn’t taxable, which they then deposit into their retirement account.

Ingenius! Even more ingenious: every time you leave go to lost and found and pick up a free random jacket.

Not loopholes but excellent LPTs!

In general doing anything the old fashioned way takes more time and saves money. But it seems like most people are reluctant to spend the time even if they have it, and will rationalize this in some way.

The one big drawback: it’s still McDonalds

Nice! But I would call that a screwup on their part, whereas a loophole is a glitch built into the system.

Cool story bro, and yes I would like ketchup and ranch with my fries.

“There was a time when…”

Sounds similar to the tactic of serial debt transfer to one 0% interest card after another. Discover probably realized their program wasn’t motivating enough people to use Discover cards for actual spending.

Won’t enforce it when, today and tomorrow?

I have a feeling there are more mobile users than PC users now.

On this unfortunate day sales of cherry pie and piping hot coffee will both spike, in twin peaks of sadness.

“Very fine balls on both sides.”

For what it’s worth, I put milk in Earl Grey too. In fact I’m having some right now.

Forget the kids, don’t let Meemaw find out!

You know how in discussions people mention related things? This is one of those times, Sheldon.

Yeah but “These photos of Walmart customers will make you look twice!”

Must be talking about a dwarf Trump pays to wipe his ass.

Exactly - you see the little lock thing on the display and you’re like, aww shit I have to go find an employee, nevermind.

edit: Urban Anarchy idea - get some of those locks and randomly stick them on display cases!

It’s been said that indecisiveness and perfectionism are liberal weaknesses, and decisiveness and being willing to ignore imperfections for the sake of the team are conservative strengths. I think Michael Moore put it best… Liberals say, “What should we do about dinner? I don’t know… do you want to go out? I dunno, do you? Well, if you do. Okay, where should we go? I dunno, where do you wanna go?” A conservative slams his hand on the table and says, “Get in the car, we’re goin’ to the Sizzler!”