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NegativeNull@lemmy.world to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 1 day ago

Bezos Wedding Guests Given Monogrammed Plastic Bottles To Urinate In During Ceremony

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NegativeNull@lemmy.world to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 1 day ago
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VENICE, ITALY—In a welcome bag filled with favors such as local chocolates, artisanal soaps, and scented candles, guests arriving for the wedding of Amazon founder Jeff Bezos and Lauren Sánchez this week were reportedly given monogrammed plastic bottles in which to urinate during the ceremony. “Because guests will be strictly prohibited from leaving the room […]
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  • fckreddit@lemmy.ml
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    That was so generous of Bezos to invite Amazon-contracted delivery drivers to his wedding.

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    I sooooo wish this were true. Quality protest strategy

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    Hey THEY’RE COMPLETELY RECYCLABLE!!!

    • rockerface 🇺🇦@lemm.ee
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      The guests? I should hope so

      • greenfire@lemmings.world
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        Compost is beautiful

        • rockerface 🇺🇦@lemm.ee
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          It’s the shit

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    LMFAO!

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    I fucking bought it right up to the end.

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    Is it like flying first class where the richer people get glass instead of plastic?

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      On the warehouse floor it’s plastic bottles. At the bezos wedding they piss in crystal champagne flutes.

      Shame P Diddy couldn’t make it.

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    Ain’t that courteous of him? I hope I can buy one off Ebay as an heirloom!

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    This one got an actual chuckle under my breath.

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    He’s clearly letting his guests know that they mean as much to him as his employees.

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    Two Billionaires Thousands Of Piss Bottles > Two Girls One Cup

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