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arrow-up1660arrow-down1external-linkFetterman Complains He’s Missing Beach Vacation Over Vote for Bill Projected to Kill Thousandstruthout.orgAgrajag@scribe.disroot.org to politics @lemmy.worldEnglish · 6 天前message-square78linkfedilinkcross-posted to: nottheonion@lemmy.worldusa@midwest.social
minus-squareLost_My_Mind@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up40·6 天前You get beach vacations? I don’t even get 5 minutes alone to masturbate. Gotta do it on the city bus like everybody else…
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up24·6 天前Look at this motherfucker removed but can afford bus fare. I jerk off in the library where it’s free.
minus-squareFerretyFever0@fedia.iolinkfedilinkarrow-up15·6 天前I’m not allowed in libraries, look at this asshole removed while he can jack off indoors. Try jacking off in the woods, get back to me.
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up15·6 天前I call that a posh wank, Rockefeller.
minus-squareP00ptart@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up9·6 天前You have woods? Every inch of my state is private property. I have to sneak into a cornfield to rub one out.
minus-squaremic_check_one_two@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·5 天前You have corn fields to sneak off to? Every inch of my state is solid concrete. I have to find an available dumpster.
minus-squareNoSpotOfGround@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·5 天前You guys get to wank off at all? You’re wank billionaires, you ingrates! I never get any time for it with my girlfriend always demanding sex.
minus-squareTachyonTele@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·5 天前Pull yourselves up by your wank straps
minus-squareporous_grey_matter@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up5·5 天前you try and tell the young people of today that, and they won’t believe you
minus-squareLost_My_Mind@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·6 天前Is it sad that I always need to check the context of what I said everytime I get this reply? Of my recent comments, I thought you were replying to my topic I made where the news would interview bartenders about the sounds of womens queefs.
minus-squarechingadera@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·6 天前If you reply with a link, the world is your oyster.
minus-squarechingadera@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·edit-25 天前You fucking degen, I love it Also no lol, it was about the bus batin’
You get beach vacations? I don’t even get 5 minutes alone to masturbate. Gotta do it on the city bus like everybody else…
Look at this motherfucker removed but can afford bus fare.
I jerk off in the library where it’s free.
I’m not allowed in libraries, look at this asshole removed while he can jack off indoors. Try jacking off in the woods, get back to me.
I call that a posh wank, Rockefeller.
You have woods? Every inch of my state is private property. I have to sneak into a cornfield to rub one out.
You have corn fields to sneak off to? Every inch of my state is solid concrete. I have to find an available dumpster.
You guys get to wank off at all? You’re wank billionaires, you ingrates! I never get any time for it with my girlfriend always demanding sex.
Pull yourselves up by your wank straps
you try and tell the young people of today that, and they won’t believe you
Username checks out
Is it sad that I always need to check the context of what I said everytime I get this reply?
Of my recent comments, I thought you were replying to my topic I made where the news would interview bartenders about the sounds of womens queefs.
If you reply with a link, the world is your oyster.
You mean this link?
You fucking degen, I love it
Also no lol, it was about the bus batin’