LOL, ready to roll out to the whole Tesla fleet before next week, amirite?

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      There is some good news, however. Long-term abuse of ketamine is lethal.

      Just get out there and persuade him to use more!

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          I think if we persuade him to quadruple his dose, we’re talking a month.

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          Men like Mr Rogers don’t crave power, though. To quote Douglas Adams:

          “The major problem—one of the major problems, for there are several—one of the many major problems with governing people is that of whom you get to do it; or rather of who manages to get people to let them do it to them. To summarize: it is a well-known fact that those people who most want to rule people are, ipso facto, those least suited to do it. To summarize the summary: anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job.”

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          With equal (ie unlimited) access to both Ketamine is going to be a lot faster. They will both cause psychosis eventually, and both cause irreversible harm to major organs (kidneys/bladder and pancreas) after sustained use, but alcohol takes between 10-20 years of solid abuse before it starts to do serious damage, Ketamine only takes months to a few years.