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YarraByte@aussie.zoneM to Melbourne@aussie.zone · 1 month ago

Discussion Thread 🐦‍🔥 Sunday 13 July 2025

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Discussion Thread 🐦‍🔥 Sunday 13 July 2025

YarraByte@aussie.zoneM to Melbourne@aussie.zone · 1 month ago
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    I once stole a pen with a chain on it from a bank cos mum complained there was never a pen near the phone when you needed one. So yeah people steal shit.

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      At the shops yesterday and a mum was there w/ her probably 3 yr old girl. At this place the confectionery is at the checkout right at eye level for the kid. She started shoveling shit into her pockets. I couldn’t stop laughing my arse off because it was the perfect crime as the checkout couldn’t see kiddo. Mum was pretty embarrassed but in reality it made my day.

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        I would’ve laughed too.

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      I racked one of those as a kid and man, mum was really unhappy with me hey.

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        Yeah I can’t say my mum was ecstatic about her gift.

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      I feel like whoever took the soap pumps was just trolling. Why do they need seven?

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        Because they’re free.

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      I am moving house at the moment. I queried the new owner about why there was no TV antenna. The answer was that a previous tenant stole it. What a weird thing to steal.

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        Wow! 😂

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