It’s Tim’s fault. It’s all Tim’s fault.

Blame Tim.

Something going wrong in your life?

Blame Tim.

What did Tim do? Something, I imagine. He’s always the one who did it.

Blame Tim.

What happened that Tim is responsible for in your life? Did he forget to buy milk and left the empty carton in the fridge? Did he forget to take the trash out on Wednesday? Did he kill your wife and blame it on the cat? The cat isn’t to blame. Tim is to blame.

How do I know?

Look. You’re not getting it. We’re blaming Tim today, ok?

It’s all Tim’s fault.