Preventer79@sh.itjust.works to Memes@sopuli.xyz · 8 days agoSpare a moment for all the children who were never born because their would-be fathers sterilized themselves imitating this showsh.itjust.worksimagemessage-square28linkfedilinkarrow-up1174arrow-down117
arrow-up1157arrow-down1imageSpare a moment for all the children who were never born because their would-be fathers sterilized themselves imitating this showsh.itjust.worksPreventer79@sh.itjust.works to Memes@sopuli.xyz · 8 days agomessage-square28linkfedilink
minus-squareZagam@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up57·8 days agoConversely, let’s spare a thought to all those mooks that sterilized themselves saving the rest of us an entire generation of kids raised by the above.
minus-squareDeath_Equity@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up20arrow-down1·8 days agoSteve-O had a sperm count of 51 million, average is 20-30 million. So that calls into question if nut kicks may be a fertility treatment for men.
minus-squaresober_monk@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up14·8 days agoI’m not sure, maybe one of the billion things Steve-O regularly snorted back in the day is the key.
minus-squareDeath_Equity@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up8·8 days agoHe was big into NOS and Ketamin. So we know what to test.
minus-squareSkyezOpen@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up9·8 days agoNo time for clinical trials. Start fertility treatments with drugs and nut kicks immediately.
minus-squareskulblaka@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up6·8 days agoElon Musk has a ketamine habit, a dozen kids with as many women, and there’s no way he wasn’t repeatedly kicked in the nuts as a teenager. You might be on to something here.
minus-squareButteryMonkey@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·8 days agoAren’t all of his kids IVF because his dick doesn’t work? Or is that nonsense? So hard to know these days.
minus-squareSkyezOpen@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·8 days agoI think one of his exes said it but I dunno if that’s real confirmation, but I find it fun to say Elon has a broke dick anyway. It’s also theorized that they’re IVF because they are all boys except one, and he was real mad about that too.
Conversely, let’s spare a thought to all those mooks that sterilized themselves saving the rest of us an entire generation of kids raised by the above.
Steve-O had a sperm count of 51 million, average is 20-30 million. So that calls into question if nut kicks may be a fertility treatment for men.
I’m not sure, maybe one of the billion things Steve-O regularly snorted back in the day is the key.
He was big into NOS and Ketamin.
So we know what to test.
No time for clinical trials. Start fertility treatments with drugs and nut kicks immediately.
Elon Musk has a ketamine habit, a dozen kids with as many women, and there’s no way he wasn’t repeatedly kicked in the nuts as a teenager.
You might be on to something here.
Aren’t all of his kids IVF because his dick doesn’t work?
Or is that nonsense? So hard to know these days.
I think one of his exes said it but I dunno if that’s real confirmation, but I find it fun to say Elon has a broke dick anyway.
It’s also theorized that they’re IVF because they are all boys except one, and he was real mad about that too.