Hi, so I’ll call the girl “Alice”. Alice is this really cool girl I’m seeing. Wonderful, really. She’ll be my girlfriend once we go on a few more dates. However, I don’t know if I should let her know my true self. I am secretly into claymation yaoi between the characters of Wallace and Gromit, Flushed Away, etc.
Like, come on! Wallace and Victor Quartermaine is so cute. Victor Quartermaine and the Vicar!? Spike and Whitey!? Spike and Ladykiller!? And don’t get me started on Dr. Fry and Reginald Smith and Mr. Tweedy from Chicken Run!
It’s embarrassing, and I’m afraid the girl I’m seeing will think I’m weird, but she’ll love me no matter what if she’s the one, right?
This is the kind of thing you reveal only once they’re in so deep there’s no getting out.
Even then, no. Some things are fine to take to your grave.