I’ll take that opening.

I was in a large, beautiful house with my whole family and captain picard there. As punishment for some unknown crime, we had to keep all doors open, could not cover ourselves with anything (even blankets), and there were cameras everywhere, live-streaming everything. The people punishing us had 250k dead crows that they wanted to bury us under, and they just used the cameras to keep track of where we were and they were trying to trick us into getting caught near the open doors or letting them in. Their only restriction was that they couldn’t go inside without permission. On top of that, I was asked to explain a crappy joke with lots of buildup to Picard, but he kept getting distracted and I had to keep restarting.

This happened last week as I was a bridesmaid for a very complicated wedding.