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Exercise. Carefully chosen medical conditions lovingly formed this dream boat over decades, imagine ruining it by building muscle.
as I always say ‘Im in shape, round is a shape.’
My shirt
Beekeeping, fencing, or any other hobby that includes a full-body outfit.
This song.
I’m to sexy for erectile dysfunction.
Any form of touch or intimacy, unless on her “fun day”.
White Y-Fronts
My hair. That’s why it’s not there.
