“Calls Stalin a person of color” is a new one for me. Basically all of these require some mental gymnastics, but that one is extra wild.

Also, there’s a joke about “We can’t deny the USSRs accomplishments” and “Holodomor denial” being on the same bingo card but I can’t figure out how to phrase it.

You missed one! “The most cutting insult they know is ‘deeply unserious person’”

Wow y’all really got the “tankies” with this one.