• fubo@lemmy.world
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    1 year ago
    1. How much butt could a butt-butt butt if a butt-butt could butt butt?
    2. If prostitution is the opposite of constitution, and a protractor is the opposite of a contractor, then what sort of mathematical object are we talking about here? Ignore the trivial case.
    3. Is humping called “humping” because first you hum and then you ping?
    4. If there’s no rhyme for “orange”, then how can four engineers make orange veneers?
    5. Sex-havers of Reddit, [QUESTION ABLUTED BY MODJERATOR]
    6. Dialectical Cladistics: yea or nay?
    7. What is the best programming language for real men?
    8. What is the best programming language for real humans? (No, I am not a bot, I promise.)
    9. Dear Linux Install Tips: Remember me? I wrote to you last week. I’m in the middle of my install and it prompted me to enter a “root password”. I asked you what I should do, and you said to make something up. So I stuck some dynamite in my pony, and now my pony has exploded. What do I do next?
    10. What the crap?