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Gabe Bell@lemmy.world to tumblr@lemmy.worldEnglish ·
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Make a list, check it twice, still screw it up and put her balls in a vice.......

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Make a list, check it twice, still screw it up and put her balls in a vice.......

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    Honestly if you did all those drugs together and had no apparent side effects I would consider it a superpower.

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      high-functioning god-level functioning drug user

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        The drugs are there to restraint them but once every 12 episodes they throw away the drugs and reveal their full dexterity.

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          Like a Dragon Ballz character.

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      You would think drug education would teach people about drugs so they wouldn’t make mistakes like this. Instead they teach it so people make mistakes exactly like this.

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      You could just do a tiny amount of each. Enough to fail the test, but not enough to actually get high.

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        Wouldn’t the coke have to have been taken in the last few hours for a small amount to even show up? I would have thought meth was the same. Basically micro dosing every drug on the bus ride to school lol

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        And that would be a useful strategy for what?

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        people who do this probably won’t smoke pot but have a cannabis scented air freshener for their car

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        Then I would be even more disappointed.

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