He’s already conditioned to perform behaviors for treats, so teach him to hit on something different, like your mom’s vibrator collection. He’ll starts barking inssessently every time he hears buzzing.

It’s time for the Final Solution. Then Trump and Kushner can finally develop the Jewish Dubai out of the ruins. That’s what he’s getting in exchange for full collaboration.

The likely scenario is that he had been fired from previous law enforcement jobs, probably for violent behavior, and this was his last chance. He eventually got violent enough in this job that he became a liability. Perhaps he was already involved in a bad situation. So given his past, it was best to end further liability.

He understood that he was at the absolute end of his law enforcement career.

Manchurian MAGAs

Fake News

“The Supreme Court has made their decision. Now let them enforce it.” -Andrew Jackson

They’re going to do it anyway, and then fight about it afterwards. I’ve never heard of an election being reversed for any reason.

Or miniature teenagers.

Why is Harris somehow considered the favorite to win? She doesn’t stand a chance.

Nobody wants to bring back the weak, cowardly Biden era. We’re looking for Warriors, and that’s not Newsome or Harris.

I’m tired of Corpo-Establishment Dems. They’re the reason MAGA regained power. They don’t get a second chance to hand it back to MAGA.

Let’s talk about Mark Kelly, or AOC, or Ossoff.

Why? Harris and Newsome aren’t the only candidates. I don’t care if they run, they won’t win the nomination anyway. Let them run, so the good candidates can point out how they both represent failed versions of the Democratic Party.

Is there a public library nearby? They are quiet, accepting, and they would never tolerate any nonsense, so nobody will bother you.

“Sponsored by Lorelei Funeral Homes, where anti-vaxxers get a 10% discount. Ask about our family plan.”

I’ve never gotten over the irony of billionaire shithead Herman Cain catching Covid at a Trump rally, and then dying. Hilarious.

It’s a pretty cheesy grift, but a grift is a grift.

His problem was that he didn’t steal enough, and he wasn’t sexting a child.

And he was black. In Georgia.

That’s different.

If he were a white MAGA…

They have plans for Before, During, and After the election. Some of the Before Plans have worked, some haven’t.

It will be the same with the During and After Plans. Some will work, some won’t. The idea is that enough plans will work that they’ll suppress enough votes to win.

You can’t rig a Midterm, you can only influence it. The Dems have to vote in numbers so large, that it overwhelms their suppression attempts. Part of that comes from demoralizing MAGA voters, so they don’t vote at all.

Not the rich ones, of course.

I’ve wondered what we’ll get DeSantis on, and this could be it. It would be fun to put him on prison for a a decade or so on Mini-Hitler charges.

They’ll go nicely with the Theft in Office charges he’s going to catch for laundering government funds through his wife’s charity.