I laughed
~not op’s wife

I’m just mad I can’t use dashes as punctuation anymore 🫩

*Without it looking like I’m using chatgpt

Especially if you do it in front of someone and they ask if you’re okay.

Yes, Susan, I appreciate your concern but let me limp off and hide my shame and concurrent outrageous anger.

I finally found the video that your comment reminded me of: sorry for the IG link

I validate your anger on this one

Oh no!

You can perfectly remove all stickers/tags from new stuff you just bought

• Unloading the dishwasher
• Folding clothes
• Take out the trash

I’m taking a free AI course at my local library next month!

The alarm is a great idea. I should do that. Even just sitting for long periods hurts now!

Ah, yes. The Scared Straight, Couch Potato Edition. A classic at my house.

Spoiler alert, it doesn’t get any better. I need to do more yoga and cross training 🫩

I love them

I’ve had to come to terms with taking things slower than I used to. I learned the hard way that I can’t just train for a 10k in a few weekends.

The rule of increasing distance/duration by 10% per week is to protect our joints/bones/etc when they ain’t what they used to be.

Saved this comment. Thank you, this is a great way to reframe a lot of things I struggle with.

It’s like a lap that never gets up and doesn’t have knobby knees. I love it!

TIL my boss thinks I’m an LLM

Cool idea. And you can find your own three-word address here: https://what3words.com/

I liked this one:

If one were to flip a fair coin five times and get heads each time, it would not be any more likely for a sixth flip to come up tails. Phrased another way, after a long and/or unlikely streak of independently random events, the probability of the next event is not influenced by the preceding events. Humans often feel that the underrepresented outcome is more likely, as if it is due to happen. Such thinking may be attributed to the mistaken belief that gambling, or even chance itself, is a fair process that can correct itself in the event of streaks.

So stately