SomeGuyNamedDave@lemm.eeEnglish · 6 hours agoRFK JR just told us Elon Musk can't use the toilet unassistedplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square60fedilinkarrow-up1229arrow-down120
arrow-up1209arrow-down1message-squareRFK JR just told us Elon Musk can't use the toilet unassistedplus-squareSomeGuyNamedDave@lemm.eeEnglish · 6 hours agomessage-square60fedilink
AbouBenAdhem@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 day agoThe fastest bicycle in history is the stationary bike on the ISS. message-squaremessage-square25fedilinkarrow-up1256arrow-down112
arrow-up1244arrow-down1message-squareThe fastest bicycle in history is the stationary bike on the ISS. AbouBenAdhem@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 day agomessage-square25fedilink
NONE@lemmy.world · 10 hours agoDolores Umbridge was a JK Rowling Self Insert all this time.message-squaremessage-square13fedilinkarrow-up1178arrow-down117
arrow-up1161arrow-down1message-squareDolores Umbridge was a JK Rowling Self Insert all this time.NONE@lemmy.world · 10 hours agomessage-square13fedilink
ѕєχυαℓ ρσℓутσρє@lemmy.sdf.org · edit-222 hours agoUnlike in movies, most smart people aren't good in chess.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square113fedilinkarrow-up1287arrow-down110
arrow-up1277arrow-down1message-squareUnlike in movies, most smart people aren't good in chess.plus-squareѕєχυαℓ ρσℓутσρє@lemmy.sdf.org · edit-222 hours agomessage-square113fedilink
LanguageIsCool@lemmy.world · 1 day agoCucumbers taste like the white part of watermelonsmessage-squaremessage-square24fedilinkarrow-up1101arrow-down113
arrow-up188arrow-down1message-squareCucumbers taste like the white part of watermelonsLanguageIsCool@lemmy.world · 1 day agomessage-square24fedilink
Meadow@ragu.meadow.cafeEnglish · 7 hours agoThere's probably some kind of deal between cellphone and pants makers to keep pockets smallplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square12fedilinkarrow-up144arrow-down14
arrow-up140arrow-down1message-squareThere's probably some kind of deal between cellphone and pants makers to keep pockets smallplus-squareMeadow@ragu.meadow.cafeEnglish · 7 hours agomessage-square12fedilink
over_clox@lemmy.world · 8 hours agoA mechanic that ain't cursing is a mechanic that ain't working.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square12fedilinkarrow-up182arrow-down19
arrow-up173arrow-down1message-squareA mechanic that ain't cursing is a mechanic that ain't working.plus-squareover_clox@lemmy.world · 8 hours agomessage-square12fedilink
IninewCrow@lemmy.caEnglish · 8 hours agoThere's no such thing as a wrong number any moreplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square15fedilinkarrow-up140arrow-down15
arrow-up135arrow-down1message-squareThere's no such thing as a wrong number any moreplus-squareIninewCrow@lemmy.caEnglish · 8 hours agomessage-square15fedilink
Clinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.world · 9 minutes agoInstead of "alpha" and "beta" we should be saying "frog" and "scorpion."message-squaremessage-square2fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down12
arrow-up1-1arrow-down1message-squareInstead of "alpha" and "beta" we should be saying "frog" and "scorpion."Clinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.world · 9 minutes agomessage-square2fedilink
yarr@feddit.nlEnglish · 10 hours agoIf every time you blinked an angel got its wings, we'd be surrounded by a veritable flock of celestial beings by now.message-squaremessage-square5fedilinkarrow-up117arrow-down14
arrow-up113arrow-down1message-squareIf every time you blinked an angel got its wings, we'd be surrounded by a veritable flock of celestial beings by now.yarr@feddit.nlEnglish · 10 hours agomessage-square5fedilink
kirkoman@sh.itjust.works · 2 days agoThe plural of Kleenex should be Kleenices. message-squaremessage-square37fedilinkarrow-up192arrow-down15
arrow-up187arrow-down1message-squareThe plural of Kleenex should be Kleenices. kirkoman@sh.itjust.works · 2 days agomessage-square37fedilink
yarr@feddit.nlEnglish · 10 hours agoEvery time someone says "just relax," I think about how relaxing is both a state of being and a verb in motion, which makes it paradoxically stressful.message-squaremessage-square3fedilinkarrow-up121arrow-down12
arrow-up119arrow-down1message-squareEvery time someone says "just relax," I think about how relaxing is both a state of being and a verb in motion, which makes it paradoxically stressful.yarr@feddit.nlEnglish · 10 hours agomessage-square3fedilink
Clinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.world · 1 day agoIf all the money in the world can only make you look as good as elon musk or jeff bezos there is truly some things money can't buy.message-squaremessage-square45fedilinkarrow-up1435arrow-down16
arrow-up1429arrow-down1message-squareIf all the money in the world can only make you look as good as elon musk or jeff bezos there is truly some things money can't buy.Clinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.world · 1 day agomessage-square45fedilink
Worthess@discuss.online · 2 days agoLight switches should be glow in the darkmessage-squaremessage-square46fedilinkarrow-up1151arrow-down19
arrow-up1142arrow-down1message-squareLight switches should be glow in the darkWorthess@discuss.online · 2 days agomessage-square46fedilink
philz@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 days agoI feel like if asbestos was banned today there'd be a huge pro-asbestos movementmessage-squaremessage-square327fedilinkarrow-up11.69Karrow-down113
arrow-up11.68Karrow-down1message-squareI feel like if asbestos was banned today there'd be a huge pro-asbestos movementphilz@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 days agomessage-square327fedilink
Hemingways_Shotgun@lemmy.caEnglish · edit-21 day agoMaybe a young Margaret Atwood witnessed the unveiling of her time capsule book in 2114 and then travelled back in time to close the paradox loop by arranging the time capsule book in the first place.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square13fedilinkarrow-up144arrow-down16
arrow-up138arrow-down1message-squareMaybe a young Margaret Atwood witnessed the unveiling of her time capsule book in 2114 and then travelled back in time to close the paradox loop by arranging the time capsule book in the first place.plus-squareHemingways_Shotgun@lemmy.caEnglish · edit-21 day agomessage-square13fedilink
TachyonTele@lemm.ee · 2 days agoWhy walk, when you can ride?message-squaremessage-square30fedilinkarrow-up126arrow-down111
arrow-up115arrow-down1message-squareWhy walk, when you can ride?TachyonTele@lemm.ee · 2 days agomessage-square30fedilink
FenrirIII@lemmy.world · 2 days agoThe worst part of all this political nonsense is that porn never makes it to my homepage anymoremessage-squaremessage-square84fedilinkarrow-up1518arrow-down134
arrow-up1484arrow-down1message-squareThe worst part of all this political nonsense is that porn never makes it to my homepage anymoreFenrirIII@lemmy.world · 2 days agomessage-square84fedilink
jenni007@lemm.ee · 2 days agoWho needs a lawn?message-squaremessage-square30fedilinkarrow-up161arrow-down13
arrow-up158arrow-down1message-squareWho needs a lawn?jenni007@lemm.ee · 2 days agomessage-square30fedilink
ChilledPeppers@lemmy.world · 2 days agoEvery time someome does the impossible, it gets a little harder to do so.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square5fedilinkarrow-up178arrow-down11
arrow-up177arrow-down1message-squareEvery time someome does the impossible, it gets a little harder to do so.plus-squareChilledPeppers@lemmy.world · 2 days agomessage-square5fedilink
