PiraHxCx@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish · 1 day agoA fun anti-monopoly law and anti-enshitification measure would be that once you hit 50% of market share you are forced to link to alternatives on your pageplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square30linkfedilinkarrow-up1182arrow-down110
arrow-up1172arrow-down1message-squareA fun anti-monopoly law and anti-enshitification measure would be that once you hit 50% of market share you are forced to link to alternatives on your pageplus-squarePiraHxCx@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish · 1 day agomessage-square30linkfedilink
Illogicalbit@lemmy.world · 4 hours agoLawn mowers make great but usually impractical fart silencers.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square5linkfedilinkarrow-up131arrow-down11
arrow-up130arrow-down1message-squareLawn mowers make great but usually impractical fart silencers.plus-squareIllogicalbit@lemmy.world · 4 hours agomessage-square5linkfedilink
Axolotl@feddit.it · edit-231 minutes agoIdentical twins cannot undergo face age verificationplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square6linkfedilinkarrow-up19arrow-down11
arrow-up18arrow-down1message-squareIdentical twins cannot undergo face age verificationplus-squareAxolotl@feddit.it · edit-231 minutes agomessage-square6linkfedilink
bridgeenjoyer@sh.itjust.works · 2 minutes agoThere are people in first world countries with only 1 hard driveplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareThere are people in first world countries with only 1 hard driveplus-squarebridgeenjoyer@sh.itjust.works · 2 minutes agomessage-square0linkfedilink
Krauerking@lemy.lol · 1 day agoMore people should dance like they are trying to get something off their chest message-squaremessage-square31linkfedilinkarrow-up183arrow-down14
arrow-up179arrow-down1message-squareMore people should dance like they are trying to get something off their chest Krauerking@lemy.lol · 1 day agomessage-square31linkfedilink
Affine Connection@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 hours agoThe Sentinelese are world champions of "The Game." Also, you lost.message-squaremessage-square1linkfedilinkarrow-up19arrow-down16
arrow-up13arrow-down1message-squareThe Sentinelese are world champions of "The Game." Also, you lost.Affine Connection@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 hours agomessage-square1linkfedilink
Infrapink@thebrainbin.org · 2 days agoJesus said he would return stealthily, and nobody would know when. Therefore, if any of those people who keep predicting the time of the Second Coming get it right, then by their own theology theyplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square25linkfedilinkarrow-up168arrow-down111
arrow-up157arrow-down1message-squareJesus said he would return stealthily, and nobody would know when. Therefore, if any of those people who keep predicting the time of the Second Coming get it right, then by their own theology theyplus-squareInfrapink@thebrainbin.org · 2 days agomessage-square25linkfedilink
wizard@fedinsfw.appEnglish · 1 day agoTrampolines are socially-accepted pens for kids message-squaremessage-square25linkfedilinkarrow-up155arrow-down16
arrow-up149arrow-down1message-squareTrampolines are socially-accepted pens for kids wizard@fedinsfw.appEnglish · 1 day agomessage-square25linkfedilink
SGGeorwell@lemmy.world · 2 days agoWe don’t have room in the carbon budget for a world war. message-squaremessage-square108linkfedilinkarrow-up1417arrow-down113
arrow-up1404arrow-down1message-squareWe don’t have room in the carbon budget for a world war. SGGeorwell@lemmy.world · 2 days agomessage-square108linkfedilink
FUCKING_CUNO@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 days agoSomewhere out there, there may be an alien life form imagining how terrible a planet with molten dihydrogen monoxide in the atmosphere might be.message-squaremessage-square26linkfedilinkarrow-up1150arrow-down14
arrow-up1146arrow-down1message-squareSomewhere out there, there may be an alien life form imagining how terrible a planet with molten dihydrogen monoxide in the atmosphere might be.FUCKING_CUNO@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 days agomessage-square26linkfedilink
over_clox@lemmy.world · 3 days agoThe first rule of starting a fire, is to know how to put it out.message-squaremessage-square25linkfedilinkarrow-up1107arrow-down13
arrow-up1104arrow-down1message-squareThe first rule of starting a fire, is to know how to put it out.over_clox@lemmy.world · 3 days agomessage-square25linkfedilink
Quilotoa@lemmy.ca · 3 days agoSome people won't eat tongue because it came out of the mouth of an animal but have no problem eating eggs.message-squaremessage-square40linkfedilinkarrow-up1116arrow-down18
arrow-up1108arrow-down1message-squareSome people won't eat tongue because it came out of the mouth of an animal but have no problem eating eggs.Quilotoa@lemmy.ca · 3 days agomessage-square40linkfedilink
oni ᓚᘏᗢ@lemmy.world · 4 days agoI don't have money to pay premium to not see ads. What in the world makes you think that I have money to buy what you are advertising me?message-squaremessage-square162linkfedilinkarrow-up1741arrow-down118
arrow-up1723arrow-down1message-squareI don't have money to pay premium to not see ads. What in the world makes you think that I have money to buy what you are advertising me?oni ᓚᘏᗢ@lemmy.world · 4 days agomessage-square162linkfedilink
chellewalker@lemmy.caEnglish · 2 days agoYou could learn to imitate the art "style" of AI slop, and it would be one of the most difficult skills to learn while also being one of the least rewarding everplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square5linkfedilinkarrow-up171arrow-down15
arrow-up166arrow-down1message-squareYou could learn to imitate the art "style" of AI slop, and it would be one of the most difficult skills to learn while also being one of the least rewarding everplus-squarechellewalker@lemmy.caEnglish · 2 days agomessage-square5linkfedilink
ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.oneEnglish · 2 days agoCat Videos Really Should Be Considered An International Languageplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up135arrow-down15
arrow-up130arrow-down1message-squareCat Videos Really Should Be Considered An International Languageplus-squareShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.oneEnglish · 2 days agomessage-square0linkfedilink
ZILtoid1991@lemmy.worldcake · 4 days agoThere was likely a plan to put the Epstein scandal entirely on the Clintons, but failedplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square12linkfedilinkarrow-up1130arrow-down17
arrow-up1123arrow-down1message-squareThere was likely a plan to put the Epstein scandal entirely on the Clintons, but failedplus-squareZILtoid1991@lemmy.worldcake · 4 days agomessage-square12linkfedilink
themurphy@lemmy.ml · 2 days agoFace scanning and age verification is the big new privacy invading feature of this decade. Meanwhile almost every single iPhone user has given away all of that for years, just to unlock their phone.message-squaremessage-square17linkfedilinkarrow-up114arrow-down131
arrow-up1-17arrow-down1message-squareFace scanning and age verification is the big new privacy invading feature of this decade. Meanwhile almost every single iPhone user has given away all of that for years, just to unlock their phone.themurphy@lemmy.ml · 2 days agomessage-square17linkfedilink
TheReturnOfPEB@reddthat.comEnglish · 3 days agoEither David Mitchell is Slavoj Žižek putting on a funny accent or Slavoj Žižek is David Mitchell cosplaying English as you never will ever see them together because they are the same person.message-squaremessage-square9linkfedilinkarrow-up127arrow-down15
arrow-up122arrow-down1message-squareEither David Mitchell is Slavoj Žižek putting on a funny accent or Slavoj Žižek is David Mitchell cosplaying English as you never will ever see them together because they are the same person.TheReturnOfPEB@reddthat.comEnglish · 3 days agomessage-square9linkfedilink
Quilotoa@lemmy.ca · 5 days agoSome people live their lives afraid of being different than others and afraid of being the same.message-squaremessage-square9linkfedilinkarrow-up161arrow-down11
arrow-up160arrow-down1message-squareSome people live their lives afraid of being different than others and afraid of being the same.Quilotoa@lemmy.ca · 5 days agomessage-square9linkfedilink
Sequence5666@lemmy.world · 4 days agoImagine re reading your own written love note to your girlfriend just to make sure it doesn’t feel like chatgpt wrote it.message-squaremessage-square8linkfedilinkarrow-up141arrow-down11
arrow-up140arrow-down1message-squareImagine re reading your own written love note to your girlfriend just to make sure it doesn’t feel like chatgpt wrote it.Sequence5666@lemmy.world · 4 days agomessage-square8linkfedilink
