It’s weird. 6 months ago I hadn’t heard of this guy and it seems like he’s everywhere now.

You had me at light pistons.

offered snacks

You had me at “offered snacks”

too many testicles.

That’s just like… your opinion, man.

Oh definitely. I gave up ads about 20 years ago when I got rid of cable. Not a chance in hell I’m going back.

This is a weird advertisement, but I kind of want grapheneOS now.

It’s so weird. 6 months ago I hadn’t heard of that guy, but suddenly in the last month he’s showing up in my feed.

…backrooms?

Already interested, but I appreciate the offer :)

If it was more in the zeitgeist, kids would be huffing it on tiktok.

Or a 1970s political thriller.

As an Elder Millenial/Xennial I was lucky enough to make it to adulthood just before it got complicated. Unfortunately we’re talking months.

We must become one with the plastic. It’s the only way.

I miss Mythbusters.

Thanks!

Somehow, that one slipped off my radar despite being out nearly a decade. I’ll have to try it sometime.

What about laws of physics?

Inconvenient. I’d like to remote pilot a robot on Mars, but light speed is agonizingly slow.

Douglas Adams was brilliant. I really should read more of his work.

Me too, decades ago. This is a bit tongue and cheek.

So what? Bring it. All of it.