So… where does Kilowog come into this?

Looks like pierogi. Dumpling instead of pasta, usually potato-filled.

“It was ME, Barry! I shredded the arm of the couch, I knocked the takeout off the counter while you were in the bathroom. I slipped through a seam in the wall to throw up in your slippers inside the closet! It was all ME!”

His name is Wobert Pauwson.

Oh yeah Too Many Cooks is great, that’s one of the Infomercials. Casper Kelly did that, Buddy, and YPFIGTH. He’s one of my favorite creators in that sphere. The Adult Swim Yule Log specials he did are also really good.

I’ll have to check out Atlanta, I guess I assumed it was some basic standard dramady. But I liked Sorry to Bother You. I thought the second half was some fever dream I had for a while.

No, but I just found a stream for it and just a few minutes into the first episode I’m digging it. The bit with the dad killing himself because he thinks the kid’s life with his mom is so much better, then the kid yelling up the bloody stairs “can I come live with you?” Perfect.

Thanks for the recommendation! I’m going to binge this all tonight and then be a bit sad when it runs out.

I always wanted an excuse to roleplay having tuberculosis!

I’m sorry, is this some sort of caster joke that I’m too unga bunga to understand?

I’m obsessed with a genre I can’t quite find a solid name for, but it’s the middle of a venn diagram where the circles are “surreal horror” and “uncomfortable comedy”.

Stuff like Adult Swim Infomercials, Your Pretty Face is Going to Hell, Buffet Infinity, and Greener Grass.

I watched that new movie Buddy this weekend and was absolutely cackling at the most horrifying parts because the context made them hilarious.

Smart Pipe Inc. is a registered sex offender.

No, I mean I don’t use them needlessly or whatever. I kinda use them to sorta let my thoughts buffer.

If Rickety Cricket became a techbro.

I wonder if anyone has ever calculated his on-screen KDR.

It’s definitely bigger than US standard ketchup packets. I checked one I had lying around and it was like 9 grams, this is over twice that.

That’s the longest ketchup packet I’ve ever seen.

As though his precious Fortnite slop hasn’t helped lead the way in enshittifying the industry.

I think at least some of it must be that stress makes you more sensitive to some sensory inputs. If I’m about to have a breakdown, my response to any touch or the ambient temperature increases by like tenfold.

Cheez-Its suck though. Better Cheddars are where it’s at.

I’m not a wrestling fan, so I’m going on the assumption that I can pick a truly obnoxious song for trolling purposes, especially if I’m the scripted asshole.

Which is all to say I choose Smash Mouth’s “Come On Come On”, specifically the chorus.