I enjoy the idea that some shitass mason hated whatever king hired him, built all the stairs as quickly and poorly as possible, and then to save his ass later had to be all “oh hmm yes the stairs? That’s a feature actually” and somehow it winds up catching on

Weird to segue directly from arguing that cluster munitions are illegal into claiming that the legality of weapons doesn’t matter, but okay

It’s way cuter if he’s kicking his stubby ol legs

I thought the magic potion was to give you an abortion if you cheated

depends on who theyre fucking

Two weeks doesn’t seem like all that long before forgetting that some food was toxic lol

Yeah this seems common. I had a friend who grew up with parents who alternated between English, Portuguese, Italian, and French, and he told me he wound up not being able to speak at all until he was over 2 years old. It didn’t affect him badly later on, and he always insisted it was worth it

I’m no expert either but as I understand it, the core service they are most well known for is protection against DDOS attacks. By routing traffic first to Cloudflare before sending it to the intended destination, it can try to check to make sure that whatever it’s routing isn’t coming from a botnet or whatever.

Just as dumb? I’d argue they’re far dumber, that’s part of why they’re sociopaths who’ll do anything for a larger pile of money

Holy shit

In my experience steam will still give you s refund if the game is rendered literally unplayable

Jacob Andrews, Julia Lepetit, Nathan Yaffe, Karina Farek :)

I have never seen a drawfee ep that gives me bad vibes and they’ve raised hundreds of thousands of dollars for some pretty nice charities in just the last year

“Ruined” seems like a strong word but the yolk wasn’t supposed to break

I think they meant to use the screws to MAKE holes

I’m on voyager and it still takes up quite a bit of real estate. Wish there were an option for it not to open at all unless I tap it

Nope, it’s just that way by default. Drives me nuts too.

Gotta be biggus dikus

While simultaneously opposing any form of gun control so they can fight… something?

Apparently the only protest worth anything is one where you’re shooting at someone

Used to be if I found the site of a newspaper I thought I liked, I’d turn off my ad blocker to see how it goes.

I don’t even try any more. Again and again and again, every time I turn it off the page gets so cluttered that following the article becomes a chore and takes up so many resources that even scrolling slows to a crawl. Ludicrous nonsense.

Exercises on lichess are one of my favorite ways to kill time. Haven’t played a real game in years but I love the low pressure of running through little scenarios, even if I can’t always grasp why the computer thinks a particular line is optimal lol

(And you can do a bunch of them offline)