I pulled a near 30 cm length of paper from my dogs backend, twice, that fucking idiot will eat anything she lays her eyes on, I call her old Iron guts, she’s a pug X Frenchie, so you know she hurled abuse at me while I was pulling that shit paper out, like it was my fault she’s a fuckwit who eats everything.

I wholeheartedly love her with every atom in my body, but damn removed, stop eating every fucking thing you see.

I can hear that image.

Look at Mr big shot with his box, just use 2 milk crates you stole from the shops.

I came up with a concept for a cook book called " Eating the rich on a budget", just a collection of recipes with billionaire names instead of cuts of meat.

A lot of people, including Kevin Costner think it’s a bad movie, I think it’s awesome.

Waterworld is one of my favourite movies.

I bet he gives the best scritches.

So now my head cannon is that Freddy chills in dogs dreams when he needs a break from the grind.

Did they give their drug dealers jobs?

Pam Bondi:

That’s, “Stop being a cunt, dickhead.” in Aussie.

SIX! I shove more than that into my mouth in one go, fucking six… Oooo look at Mr 6 chips over there, he’s sooooo good at portioning his food, god I want to fuck him… Said nobody.

Has departed… removed, it never had those values, you gotta have values to depart from them.

My favourite thing g to do when I meet a crazy Christian is to call god a removed and dare him to smite me to prove to his follower his power, I’m still here.

Can someone remove Temu Hitler from reality already.