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The responsibility has been successfully transferred to the taxpayers.
The responsibility has been successfully transferred to the taxpayers.
A sci-fi drama about a guy who develops a brain tumor. The tumor becomes sentient and can communicate with the man through their shared thoughts. Over time, they develop a kind of friendship. At the end, the man must undergo brain surgery to remove the tumor. Despite being able to prevent the surgery somehow (haven’t worked this part out yet), the tumor allows it to happen anyway, knowing that it must die in order for the man to live.
I think I would write this as a short story, but I’ve never written any fiction before and don’t even know how to start.
Gordon Freeman, in the flesh.
Book is John Dies at the End?
I’ve spent the last few years building up an immunity to iocane powder.
It’s raining men by the weather girls.
I’m starting to suspect that these Fox News guys might be somewhat biased.
When I read “never used a computer with a keyboard and mouse” my first thought was “wow, they only ever used punched cards” until I realized you meant they only used touch screens.
Should probably ban acorns too, because they sound too much like real guns. Or so I hear.
Well, both could be correct. I can’t find the relevant info on Wikipedia though.
It rubs the frankincense on it’s skin, or else it gets the hose again.
I’m stealing this
“Around the world” aren’t the lyrics, they’re just another instrument. You wouldn’t say that the drum beat is repetitive, for example.
And you sir, are you waiting to receive my limp penis?
Their format and style makes them highly meme-able.
It’s a series of tubes, actually. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Series_of_tubes
I always pronounce it “fezzik” like Andre the Giant’s character from The Princess Bride.
This is the only explanation that makes sense.
If I’m ever reincarnated as a mole rat, I know I have guaranteed employment.